sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

smarged

One when doth shat's upon thyself relentlessly

I drank too much and smarged myself

by Aopoop December 14, 2013

smart aleck

what your mom calls you when you are being a smart ass but she doesn't want to use the real word b/c there are other people around

Stop being a smart aleck!

by Maren July 9, 2003

smartass

Someone who constantly posts real definitions on Urban Dictionary

ShadowHawk looks like a smartass.

by angrynerd September 3, 2012

Smartboard

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

smart feller

a respectable smart person..... never to be confused with "fart smeller". pottytime3 is a faggot

john just sold his house to buy a crack rock the size of a bowling ball, he's a smart feller

by b-rock January 27, 2005