Smarmageddon

A party or gathering with a plethora of sleazy and greasy men.

"Let's get out of here, this place is a smarmageddon!"

by Justin D Schmidt January 9, 2008

Smartboard

A whiteboard that is interactive. Some schools are buying these pieces of shit because they increase learning 15 to 25 percent. They aren't anything special. Most of the time teachers use them for about two weeks and then it starts collecting dust.

Loser 1. Dude our class is getting a smartboard.
Loser 2. Lucky I wanna be your class.
Non loser. Those things are retarded there just a whiteboard that costs $3500

by Bartholemew Farter March 15, 2010

Dumb Girls with Smart Phones

The amazing number of 18-24 year old dumb girls with smart phones that will instantly take their clothes off and take pictures of themselves in their bathroom and bedroom mirrors while their clueless father is downstairs watching home videos of when she was 3 and learning how to jump rope.

Guy A) Dude...why are are there suddenly so many pictures of hot girl next door types all over internet. Either showing off their tits, or licking each others tits?

Guy B) Dumb Girls with Smart Phones, dude. It's awesome.

by Comics Nut December 11, 2011

smart feller

a respectable smart person..... never to be confused with "fart smeller". pottytime3 is a faggot

john just sold his house to buy a crack rock the size of a bowling ball, he's a smart feller

by b-rock January 27, 2005

Smart alec

Someone who tries to correct everything such as evedyday simple slang

Dad:Everyone put on yur seatbelts
Son:It wont go in
Dad:Thats Ok we'll be there in a second
Son:Its been 10 seconds dad
Dad:Stop being a smart alec

by Broski400 January 29, 2014

Smarter Child

A retarded AIM robot.

A typical day in the life of Smarter Child and Me:

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: These nipples... They're not really erected nipples, are they?

Me: Erected Nipples
SmarterChild: Tell me what you really think of nipples.

by The Smartest Child October 14, 2006

Smarthole

n. One who obnoxiously asserts his/her intellectual superiority. Conjoinder of 'smartarse' and 'arsehole'.

"Who rammed a stick up your arse, smarthole?"

by El Farmerino September 16, 2005