smart g

The man, the myth, the legend. Has to include Mell in your name to be a classed as a "smart g"

"You lookin smart g"

by smart g December 7, 2016

Smart hoe

A smart hoe is someone who, if they dedicated themselves to work or academics, could naturally thrive, but has instead chosen a life of hoedom.

“Yeah, people underestimate Becky, but she’s a smart hoe.”

“I feel.”

by Sammy the Seahawk January 17, 2019

smart little girl

Smart little girl refers to either the fact that the subject is literally smart and a little girl or refers to Lucy who infact isn't smart nor a little girl,so what could she be possibly referring to? That answer is personal and depends all on the individual Lucy that we are talking about.

Lucy: I'm a smart little girl
Michal: Mhm

by toxsy September 2, 2019

Smart Fella

you are cool

i am a Smart Fella

by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014

smart-kid fail

When the people in high school that are used to getting A+ get a B-. They didn't really fail, they just need to say they failed to justify the B-. This technique also makes the kids who normally get B- and are totally okay with it feel like shit.

"Oh my god, I totally smart-kid failed. I only got a B- on my history final. Now my grade is only going to be an A!!"

"Jeez, I hate those fuckin' losers that complain about smart-kid failing, I'm just worried about not normal-kid failing!"

by asdfghjklawlz June 19, 2009

smart car

a noun.

type of a car. also known as a "body trap" (if you are over 200 pounds, your body will be trapped in it)

also known as a "death trap" (if you get into an accident, chances are you will end up dead).

see also "suicide car"

"hey, I got me a smart car."
"yes but you are still dumb"

by dontdothattwice May 19, 2009