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The Slow Blink

A facial expression generally put to use when someone has just said or done something incredibly stupid. The slow blink is a little more subtle than a face palm.
by MoonageDaydream73 October 30, 2014
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slow fap

just like the slow clap, but instead of clappin', everybody's fappin'.
it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.
by mrtuggles July 27, 2013
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Slow Blink

What you do when the person that is talking to you is so annoying or wrong.
Fuckboy: ayy girl ur fine

Me: *slow blinks*
by missofthevoid December 12, 2015
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Slow slap

Verb when slowly stroking your penis just shy of ejackulation
Craig was slow slapping wile watching porn waiting for the money shot to bust a nut!
by Deke freak June 8, 2018
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slow key

The act of low key not getting hints so you're high key slow
Kirolos low key couldn't figure out Diana was telling him that the girl was high key ugly so therefore kirolos is slow key
by ilikethebooty January 27, 2016
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slow death

Dying a slow death can refer to people who may be living a mundane or a life without productivity or purpose. Such as a person who does not participate in society and rather watches television nearly all day, everyday. This can also include people who for some reason my have complete social isolation.
I once spoke to an Australian Aboriginal elder about the alcohol crisis in indigenous communities. He said that most of the people who drink alcohol to excess do so as it gave them something to do and an escape. He said these people weren't living but were actually dying a slow death.
by J-Jim August 24, 2019
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