Sleep

What your stupid ass needs right now

Go to sleep stupid fuck it’s 3am

by Don’t ask mf April 16, 2021

Sleep

This is what lesser beings without the internet do.

I don't need sleep; I've got twenty more episodes to watch!

by Alpacamazing July 10, 2014

sleep

what comes after a good wank

I've spent only 18 hours watching porn and masturbating myself to death :( it's time to sleep.

by SexyTimeAgain69 April 18, 2017

sleep

no

sleep is for the week

by why-are-u-searching-this-$hit May 18, 2021

sleep

something that everyone but me can do.

man you know sleep? Yeah what is it...

by janeydoey October 8, 2013

sleep

Sleep is what keeps you from crashing your car.
Speaking of crashing there's a tree ahead, Turn left-
OH YOU HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHOOPEEDOO

1. I need Sleep!
2. Oh Noes I can't sleep!

by moonlxghts September 3, 2017

Sleep

This is a nonsensical word used by some adults in order to confuse each other and make the other person feel inferior or isolated.
'Sleep' does not, in fact, describe any real biological function that occurs in the human species.

Those who use the noun 'sleep' or the adjective sleeping suggest this describes an absence of consciousness involving hallucinations and delusions. People who advocate the existence of 'sleep' are no more than conspiracy theorists trying to perpetuate the norm that becoming near-catatonic, hibernating, passing gas and hallucinating is a normal, healthy process that occurs in a 24 hour cycle for between 6-12 hours.

Possibly, the most popular sleep conspiracy theory suggests that ancient cave drawings and fossilised pillows are proof that beds are devices that evolved to meet 'sleeping' needs. This is clearly nonsense, as beds are, and always have been, a place to study, masterbate, f*ck, watch tv and facebook, not 'sleep'.

Mother: "Have you been getting enough sleep?"
Student: "What on earth is that?"

by Feebz November 11, 2014