phone slave

A person whose talking and/or texting on a cell phone makes them inconsiderate of the people around them, and careless in their daily routines. Sometimes to a level that endangers themselves and others.

He almost got him by a car by being a phone slave, not looking where he was going while texting in the street.

by LeNair Xavier August 21, 2015

cave slave

Someone who has yet to reach emotional maturity. (Reference: Plato's Allegory of the Cave)

He's a cave slave. He only focuses on the shadows that the light creates instead of embracing the light outside. One day he will see the real light.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

riot slave

People who worship Riot Games and spend all of their money on the company. League of Legends, Wild Rift, Teamfight Tactics, Legends of Runeterra, and Valorant are all games under Riot Games.

Another definition of being a Riot slave is a person who only plays games affiliated with Riot Games.

Friend: How much have you spent on League?
Friend 2: Probably $150-$200?
Friend: You’re such a fucking riot slave.

by Scythir June 20, 2021

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005

Slaves of Zen

Richmond, Virginia rock band with Buddha on the Braina, goes hand in hand with zen and the contemplation of Moo.
When you are ready, all things will come to pass. Buy the new CD. Your money is truly of no value to you.

Q: Hey Javier, do you like cheese?

A: Fuck your cheese, nigga!

correct A: Cheese is like a beanstalk, isnt it.

by CowboyFromZen October 4, 2004

pabst slave

Someone who at all cost will drink only Pabst Blue Ribbon. Knows its the best tasting beer, and will fight anyone who says otherwise.

I offered cory a mgd 64. He hit it out of my hand. And said thats for preteens and pregnant woman. Im a pabst slave.

by PBR slave December 13, 2010