Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.

Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.

by Twisted T. December 31, 2012

smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

slazered

(adj.) Slang for drunk; inebriated.

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."

"Dude, let's get totally fucking slazered tonight!"

"I'm so slazered right now."

"What a pig, he must be slazered."

by ohsnaphi May 15, 2015

slatherphobia

Fear of the spreading or smearing of sunscreen on ones inner thigh.

I have slatherphobia

by aboy the kid May 21, 2015

slabbered

Being incredibly drunk

"What's John doing hanging from the ceiling fan?"
"He's absolutely slabbered mate"

by dyslexichorse September 22, 2016

smattered

A term for drug user half way between scattered on the gear and smashed on pot or alcohol at the same time

I'm off my face totally smattered

by scattkatt April 20, 2017

skattered

Hungover

Aw man she fucken skattered from last night

by Nevegilbert December 31, 2017