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Mr. Satan

The world martial arts champion from Dragonball, he becomes the champion easily to due none of the z fighters entering the tournament at the time. Android 18 let's him win the final battle in exchange for the prize money and another 10 million zeni.
In the fight between Vegito and Super Buu, Mr. Satan is able to see the fighters while they move and fight, while unable to sense energy, however Gohan, during the Saibaman struggle, could not see the fights until he concentrated on their energy, and not using his eyes. This is another plothole of the series.

Almost every time Mr. Satan has to come to the ring in the World Martial Arts Tournament, he usually ends up hurting himself, then he is forced to lie to the crowd saying that he was kidding around in order to keep his reputation.
by kyle.biddle January 13, 2011
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Not today, Satan, not today

This saying, popular among Southern Church Ladies probably since there were Southern Church Ladies, both black and white, as well as many Abuelas across Latinx culture. It is derived from a New Testament Bible verses, specifically in the Book of Matthew, Ch16: v.23 and is a rebuke of Peter "“Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.” (KJV) Peter has disavowed knowledge of Jesus to the Centurions because he's feared for his own life. So, Jesus sees him as a great betrayer, an obstacle in his way.

The phrase can also be attributed to Jesus' response to the Third Temptation in the Desert in Matt. Ch. 4:v.10 "Away from Me, Satan!" Jesus declared. "For it is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve Him only.'"

"Not today, Satan, not today" is the American vernacular translation of "Get the Behind me, Satan," and is a rebuke of any obstacle that can get in our way, telling it to get out of the way because we have bigger and better things to do.

On the 70s TV series "Sanford and Son" the character of Aunt Esther has used the phrase.

It did not originate with Bianca Del Rio on RuPaul's Drag Race in 2015. More than likely she heard it from abuelas or others in the drag community.

The title of Jordan Peele's 2022 movie "NOPE" alludes to this, as one might say "Nope, not today, Satan." Knowing this helps clarify a key question about the film's ending. Thank you Jordan Peele.
Not today, Satan, not today: is a common opening phrase of sermons given by Evangelical pastor

It is also the title of a 2015 short by writer/director Judah Ray and the title of episode 6 of the TV series "Body Hair" starring Jason Dottley
by T.S.Elinot July 31, 2022
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Satanism

The most realistic religion on the planet. It preaches belief in oneself as the ultimate god. While true Satanism has nothing to do with Christianity(except to point out Christianity's obvious flaws), it does reference it a lot in order to clarify its own belief system.

Basically the main difference between Chritianity and Satanism is that Christianity preaches that you should harm no one, not even your enemies. Satanism, on the other hand preaches that you should harm no one unless they cause, or intend harm to you, in which case, you should kick their fucking ass.

The only real flaw in Satanism is it's name. If it were called something else, it might be more widely accepted by other people.
Satanism is a great religion, but would be a lot more popular if it was called something else, like maybe Humanism...
by Kronen V2 May 8, 2010
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Joy of Satan

A religion which believes Enki is the true creator god. It is considered a branch of Satanism, because Enki has gone by many names, the modern of which is the name Satan. Joy of Satan teaches the occult, and believes that the Christian god, jesus, and the Biblical Satan, are all false entities and were made up to promote Enki as an evil being, and also to keep occult magic from the general population.
I am a proud part of 'Joy of Satan' Satanism.
by Braddogg007 February 27, 2009
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[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.
Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.
by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008
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Satan's air

A smalll gust leaving the starfish resulting in evacuation or in some cases unconciousness (farts may vary, all due to the ammount of liquid or food consumed on the night before)
i dropped a bit of satan's air at work, it wasn't good, the new receptionist died
by ashbo0505 August 1, 2008
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Satan's Starling

The bird or birds that are cherping outside of your bedroom window in the early hours of the morning. They are often more active when you are hungover or feeling particularly unwell, making the experience worse.
Todd: Damn, you look terrible dude?
Glenn: God damn Satan's Starlings woke me up at 5:00am this morning... little bastards!
by buckonz November 23, 2009
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