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skripped

This refers to someone who is mostly skinny but has some muscle. This person has almost no fat on their body. Skripped means they are not jacked or very thin, but both.
Did you see that guy with his shirt off? He was so skripped.
by Edmandis August 8, 2009
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SCRIPTURE RIGGING

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.
Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.
by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017
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Java-Scripter

The person who writes your name and drink instructions on your cup at the coffee shop.
"I remember distinctly saying "a large iced skinny hazelnut latte," but the java-scripter totally left the 'skinny' part off the order."
by creth95 August 10, 2008
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Lake Effect Striptease

When you go out in full winter gear to shovel and shed articles of clothing one by one as you heat up.
Our neighbor had to shovel his quarter-mile long driveway and by the time he finished his lake effect striptease he was only wearing boxers and a scarf.
by RueRiley April 14, 2016
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skrip

An ordinarily unimportant piece of paper (like a corner torn off a bigger sheet or the back of a receipt) that you feel you need to save because you've written something important on it.
Don't throw away that skrip of paper!
by podlet July 2, 2011
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Sexy Suspender Striptease

To perform an act of fornification upon yourself.
Dr. Robotnik performed a Sexy Suspender Striptease back in early 2007.
by nwt0 February 16, 2009
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