Simple Plan

A French Canadian band made up of 5 members - Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff. Well known for there 'whiny' lyrics and haters.

Have a large following of teenage girls, mostly screaming for Pierre - lead singer and David - bassist.

1. Simple Plan suck so much. All they do is whinge about their parents and their life.

2. LyK OmGz I LuV You PieRrE HaVe My BabIesS YoUr SoOO HAWT!!

by Kim777 December 6, 2006

simple

as in not complicated.

"god! why don't you get it?!?! it's so simple... I wanna DO you! do i have to spell it out for you?"

by siescierto June 7, 2004

Simple Plan

1. Emo band from Quebec, whiners really. Every song is about being so misunderstood and depressed. I could see writing one or two songs on the subject but these assholes drag it out into an entire career.

Emo in general takes little to no talent to perform, as the majority of what emo stands for is an image of desperateness (a desperate need to have one's ass kicked). Tight jeans, sweaters, hair that hangs at an angle over your face, YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE!

Now add three power chords and a whiny male singer, AND YOU'RE DONE! You can now make a platinum album under the guise of the musician! But seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself.

If anyone deserves to listen to this bilge, it's convicts currently serving life sentences. Wait, what am I saying?! The only people who deserve this trash are the people who created it. No one else is THAT guilty.

h4XX0r: 5l/\/\pl3 pl4n r0xx0r5 j00.
me: fuck off and listen to something with balls. dipshit.

by Bollocks43 September 5, 2005

simple plan

21st century pop band allegedly named punk by their enormous cult following. With their mediocre pop names and their cliche' song lyrics, they are 100% worshipped by their demographic, pre-teen and teenage preppy girls (and flamer guys.) This group of pop icons do nothing more than create crappy music (which is charged to audiences at well over $50 per ticket) and find themselves on television acting like jackasses every chance they aquire for the pleasure of their braindead viewers.

(See also: lame quotes)

by Omnicient April 12, 2005

Simple Plan

Another band in the army destined to destroy what we know as music.

We need a Simple plan to kill these motherfuckers.

by Delthryn February 25, 2005

simple plan

Quite possibly the worst thing ever.
"I heard you're doin okay, but I want you to now" that's what is sounds like since their voices are so friggin high.
All the damn sp fans say "shut up! if you hate them keep it to yourself!". Yeah, cuz deep down you know they suck major amounts of dick.

"My dad hates me, even though he gave me a new lexus and $200 for my birthday."
"Dude, I have to pay for my own car. That'll take years."
"Yeah, but your dad loves you!" (runs out crying with his hands in the air).
Simple plan simly sucks

by Adrian December 28, 2005

Simple Plan

The worst "punk" band ever!!!! These assholes sing about how much life suck when they are fucking millionares. What a bunch of jackasses. To those of you who think they don't care what we think get a fucking clue. If they didn't care they'd still be a bunch of guys playing out of their garage not trying to be popular but doing it because its what they love. They whine about nothing. They need to take a trip to Ethiopia where 9 year old girls are raped, get pregnant, have children, and starve to death. These guys need to do the world a favor and fucking kill themselves

ethiopian girl: PLAESE NO DONT RAPE ME

ethiopian guy: Fuck you I do what I want

Simple Plan: I hate you dad! Why won't you let me go for a ride in our 500,000 dollar car?
(Runs away crying like a bitch)

by GrimReaper13 December 28, 2005