crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

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bikini sideburn

When someone wears a bikini at the beach and doesn't shave their privates.

"Yo do you see that bikini sideburn?! It's like Cousin Itt moved in!"
"From the looks of that bikini sideburn, she's waiting for the bird's eggs to hatch!"
"That Bikini Sideburn looks like Hulk Hogan's hairline!!!!! SICK"

by SheevaAf August 21, 2015

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elvis sideburns

Back in the 70's, hairy twats were the in thing. When at the beach, a hot chick in a bikini with much pubic hairs coming out of the bikini bottom. Just like the big elvis sideburns Fat Elvis rocked with.

Hey ,let's go to Heath Beach and have a few brews and dubies. We can check out the hot chick's with elvis sideburns.

Or

Best part of an Italian girl friend is showing of her elvis sideburns at the beach.

by Double D in Detroit October 30, 2017

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The Sidecar

Fucking someone in their colostomy hole.

I think I got herpes from getting the sidecar last night

by Gibbles and Bits September 24, 2019

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Ginza Sidecar

When a gentleman sits on the side of the bed wearing a double breasted jacket and bow tie while his friend is having sex and knuckles his friend’s taint to facilitate orgasm.

Joe came to the rescue last Thursday after all those highballs by Ginza Sidecar -ing for me in the love hotel.

by whiskeyrichard October 18, 2021

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