slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.

I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!

by emperorshin January 10, 2014

slumberbutt

The loss of feeling in your posterior after an extended period of inactivity

Man I've got mean case of slumberbutt!

by Clandestine1 May 13, 2015

Shuber

Shared Uber

We totally shubered that shit last night!

by The shubs June 8, 2015

Slumber bitch

A girl that you constantly think about and wanna text with when drunk or horny but never actually mean something with. you just let het slumber along.

Lauren is my slumber bitch. i like to call her when i am drunk hoping she once wants to netflix and chill.

by gamingmnd January 3, 2016

slumber bitch

That one girl you're no longer in touch with, but now and then she still slips into your mind.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.

You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch

by popplelogic January 10, 2016

slumbering turtle

A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".

Please, don't put your fingers in my booty. I have a slumbering turtle. #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016

slumber-hug

Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.

It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!

by QuacksO February 15, 2017