A sexual act involving a minimum of 4 participants, one of whom being a girl.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.
The 3 men occupy the three main orphases and coordinate their movements so to simultaneously ejaculate 'filling' the female instantaneously. Thus expanding the female like the bird from shrek in the scene in which fiona sings until the bird expands and explodes.
dude 1: 'dude, shes fair hot'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'
dude 2: 'i reckon we should shrek bird her'
dude 1: 'ok me, you and who else?
dude 2: 'how bout garth?'
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I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butthole.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,
"It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
by shrek is dadddy March 6, 2020
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Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
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Shrek Extra large is unanimously agreed to be the greatest work of art ever, and to think that it could all fit onto a Nintendo Gamecube (and original Xbox to an extent), is proof that it was not made by people, but by the universe itself, for it is the true meaning of life.
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