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The shorteez

The people Sir loin is rapping about. Bring him food, anything, they don't care if its ugly and cold or covered with mold, its 4 da shorteez!
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (Doing it for da Shorteez)
4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeeez (For da Shorteez)

4 da Shorteez, gather round let me tell you something. 4 da Shorteez, can’t you hear them little stomachs rumble’n. 4 da Shorteez, yo, you go’n to eat that rake of mutt’n? 4 da Shorteez, the shorteez short of some love’n.

Come on, My name is Sirloin, badass bovine. I Got four stomachs balling, what’s coming to mine. Just a little empty belly with a vacancy sign. Kind of like close encounters of the charity kind.

You got can goods, just collecting dust. You got the meat, got the fruit, got vegetables. Only prerequisite that it’s eatable. Get your freak on at my freaky fruit festival. Cold cuts a must, I’ll even take bread crust, cuz the shorteez be begg’n and beggars don’t give a fuck. They’s hungry, let’s face facts they’s starved, fell the pull in your heart, so fill your shopping cart.

For da Shorteez. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees) For da Shorteez y’all. (4 da shorteeeeeeeeeeeeees). For da Shorteez.

Think at what at stake, look upon you plate. If it’s a slab of stake, time to regurgitate. You got a dozen chins, while little Jim’s to slim. Your finger could fit in that little kid’s exposed ribs. Just think of all the shorteez, can’t you hear them cry? Time to cough up that burger and fry. Hand over left overs. Cans piled up high? Give them to the hungry shorteez, so the shorteez won’t die.

Stop the famine please. Instead of eating ham and cheese. Throw away your greens. You’ll be pissing on a dream. Give me all your onion rings, it’s alright listen. Slice of pizza, it don’t matter if a bit’s miss’n. Prime rib, pork chop, porter house it don’t stop. Might seem like hog slop, to the shorteez it’s a lot. They’ve been hungry since birth, so hand over your dessert. Open up you mouth, stick your finger down it could be worse.

Listen closely, gimme all your groceries. Cuz a little baby scream’n man I need a hoagie. Somebody hold me. Somebody console me. Somebody boil me up a pot of pierogies. Think of what we’re face’n. All those little faces. Come on let’s erase this. 4 da shorteez. (Cheek it out)

Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez. Doing it for da Shorteez you’ll. For the Shorteeeeeeeez.

Got crackers, got chips, got pudd’n cups. You’d be surprised what little shorteez like to munch. Could be trash, could be mold, could be excrement. Could be a bag of old dippers, they call that lunch. Mayonnaise been out for a couple of days. Go get corpses, scabs and eggs. Sweet bread, pig heads, horses heads too. What to drop it like a habit? Here’s what you do. (For da shorteeeeeeeez)

612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue, what? 612 Wharf Avenue!

But, Please no more canned yams, seriously man, we got more canned yams then we know what to do wit. mc pee pants in the, I mean uh, SirLoin’s in the house, and I’m out.

TV Ending:
mc pee in the..., SirLoin in the hizze and don’t you for-gizze.
by Dreamparacite May 10, 2005
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Shoreline

Houston/Galveston strain of weed. very potent so many crystals you can see your reflection in the weed. bought for 130-140 a quarter ounce unless you know the grower. will make an entire room smell in seconds
this shoreline is dank
by shoreline January 2, 2009
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north shore party

a collaboration of seniors, juinors, and sophmores from north shore who buy way too many 12 packs and play drinking games from about 8:30-1 am. during this time the boys, who get farely drunk and usually have a cigarette behind one ear, a beer in one hand a dutch in the other and reak of weed, hookup with the first tipsy girl they stumble upon.

the night would not be complete with a visit from the local law enforcement, who shine their flashlights into your face until your partially blinded in one eye and repeat the phrase "party's over kids".
by idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk April 4, 2009
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MTV Jersey Shore

Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:

"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"

MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:

"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."

JOHN:

"Me neither."

MIKE:

"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."

JOHN:

"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
by Mr. Ferrari January 27, 2010
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north shore

The north shore is the area just north of Chicago along lake Michigan, running from Evanston all the Way up to Lake Forest. It was infamized by the movie "Mean Girls" and is most noted for its tremendous wealth and 17 year olds driving their parent's lexus, bmw, or range rover. People from all areas despise the north shore, and especially New Trier High School
Just watch the movie "Mean Girls" and you'll know exactly what the north shore is.
by trevian December 14, 2004
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North Shore High School

High school in the Glen Head/Sea Cliff joint area. Technically in Glen Head. Highest level school in the North Shore School district. You can walk to most places from here. Right across from the middle school. Right next to the 3 Towns/ Uptown/ By Ralph's section.
North Shore High School is holding finals this week, so after we'll all head uptown.
by me13131313 June 18, 2009
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Jersey Shore PA

A small town located in north central Pennsylvania surrounded by cow shit, cornfields, and murderous flocks of pigeons. Jersey Shore PA also offers a abundant amount of activities and sports including fishing, hunting,possum stomping, porcupine beating, and truck sluting. Gothics, wannabes, wiggers, are not excepted by the community. Black people,are accepted by everyone as long as they are more white than black. Individuals who wear carolinas, chew Copenhagen, and have sex with truck sluts are often the majority of the population.
When I get lonely I often drive my big jacked up Cummins through Jersey Shore PA in means of picking up a 16 year old truck slut who I will have sex with and never speak to you again.

TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA

Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.

Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.

NEXT MORNING........

Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.

2 HOURS LATER. ...

Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
by The pre-cummer November 13, 2015
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