Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
by Mr. Ferrari January 26, 2010
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