shocks

nike shoes that are TOO expensive and a bit annoying. too much of a OMG I NEED THAT trend.

Guy 1: "Hey dude! Check out those blue and silver shocks!"
Guy 2: "Man I have like 18 MILLION pairs of those!"
Girl 1: "Losers. Shocks are dumb."

by Grace April 3, 2005

shinks

a word that could mean anything

shinks me it dey

yu geh de shinks yet boy?

person 1:pass dat ting fuh meh na
person 2:wah it is you really talkin bout boy?
person 1:de ting na......umm....wa yuh call it?.....de shinks dey na

by bahh April 25, 2007

Shonk

A purely graphical description of bryophytic vegetation in Jay Gatsby's gardens that allows for the derivative of the tracheophytic dream of Daisy.

Like the unattainment of the American Dream, shonk festered and parasitised West Egg, and all the world that had seemed real to Jay Gatsby.

by The Waddler November 2, 2004

Stonks

STONKS is the best meme ever invented. Use it wisely for those who mistreat it suffer painful deaths.

Guy 1: “Buys 3D printer, buys PS4, 3D prints PS4, returns 3D printer and PS4”
Guy 2: “STONKS”

by MrNameMan January 22, 2020

shanks

A gay teacher who also cheats at golf. One who fails to download porn properly from the internet

"Sorry girls, I'm gay. I do have a great golf handicap though (lying shanks). Shit, how the fuck does this computer work? It's got 2 million fucking viruses!!!!"

by lord nobcheese August 25, 2006

Long Shanks

Long mustache hair on women, which hangs along the side of the mouth. It will appear as if the woman has hairy curtains decorating the corners of her mouth.

Gettin' a little lengthy there, "Long Shanks."

Her "Long Shanks" act as a great crumb snatcher!

Get your razor and put those "Long Shanks" out of their misery!"

by scarecrowNYC June 30, 2011

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Doesn’t get waffles*

*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*

That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.

Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!

What! How’s that possible?

I stönked your mom (verb)

by Roots 2019 October 17, 2019