shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004

shnitzel

From the German word meaning "nizzle"

Rainer is my schnitzel!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

shnitzengruben

the act of throwing someone off a very large often too large building into a large pile of chicken and pancakes. Usually the bulk of jumpers dont survive, but those who do are made symbols of great heroism, and perseverence. "For those are the true kings" - spong 7:11

Aww man i can't beleive that untz didn't make it today at the schnitzengruben.
It's okay though, he missed the whole pile and i'm eatin free dinner for a month.

by Crapulence September 8, 2005

shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

Shontee

Crazy, Loving and caring. Great to be around and is supportive. Can take a lot of bullshit but only so much. Easy to approach and is wifey material. Get you a shontee.

Shontee is the best

by peaceandlove582 June 6, 2019

shnit

word that raisa and yena are exceptionally good at using.

Yena: "raisa, u r lookin incredibly shniteish today"
Raisa: " u look worse."

by raisaandyena May 5, 2004

Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009