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Rusty Shovel

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick
Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!
by HeroOfWar1994 September 25, 2010
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nigger shove

To shove an oversized door closed. Only applicable for doors that are too big to fit in their frames. When this happens, it is impossible to close the door with nigger shoving it. Only found in seedy neighborhoods and rundown motels.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "nigger shove the door."
You gotta give that door a good nigger shove to completely close it.

Nigger shove that door before the manager kicks us out!
by John Harvey April 28, 2008
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Shovel Ready

Similar to pork-barrel spending.

1. Infrastructure projects that CANNOT be started quickly, EVEN when funds become available.

2. Plain old government waste.
On Oct.13 2010, in an Interview with the NYT, Obama said "there's no such thing as shovel ready projects."
by DimDawg February 27, 2011
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creepy shoveler

One who steps into a room and immediately gives off a "pervert" or "weirdo" vibe.

Often a creepy shoveler will make an audible wheezing sound when they breathe. Dirt under the finger nails is also common.

A creepy shoveler is usually a loner, has bad hygene, makes inapropriate remarks regularly. Almost always male.

France has an unusually high ratio of creepy shovelers to the general population.
That freak groped me on the way to the bathroom...what a creepy shoveler.
by Joe and Mandy Yasinski December 30, 2003
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shovel

*You see a fat chick walking down the street*
Joe: Id hit that...
James: ..With a shovel.
by James hartleyyyyy November 14, 2007
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ass shove

1. Penetrating someone anally with a hand
2. (in media) Counteracting an ass pull move
3. When a writing/film company rejects a story that came out of someone's ass and tells them to scrap the said horrible idea.
1. You better shut it, or I'll give you an ass shove that will make you cry for centuries.
2. Oh, I see that you have decided to use the Ass Pull Technique. You fail! I'll use my very first attack to give you an ass shove, and literally send that attack to your ass!
3. You think that story is a godsend? That story obviously looks like it was farted from someone's ass! Better do an ass shove or I'll do it for you.
by StaffelIX June 24, 2015
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shoveling shit into the tide

To work hard for something with no final benefit or that will leave you worse off.

If you shovel shit into the tide, it's just going to wash it all back up onto your feet.
My car broke down again, and I'm not sure if I will get it fixed. I feel like I'm shoveling shit into the tide.
by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 2, 2004
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