shopping 

buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need

i went shopping today!

shopping by mousey March 17, 2004

slipping jimmy 

The fake fall in front of a car

Employee: I have been using a wheelie-walker for five months, and I keep being promised a ramp will be installed
Boss: Oh, it's not in this year's budget
Employee: Failing that, I'll be doing a "Slipping Jimmy". I did actually fall a over at home negotiating the bathroom. Can't really sue myself, alas.

slipping jimmy by humblepiece April 19, 2015

sipping tea 

Present participle of "to sip tea" usually a meme in social media or chat room context of quietly, discretely or otherwise shrewdly taking part in verbal disclosure of some valuable, interesting or otherwise useful information. Whether in context of gossip or rumors about a celebrity or an important event or other information of value to the listener. The listener quietly sips tea as they drink in the information also.

Person A - what are you doing?

Person B - sitting here getting my fix of celebrity gossip, sipping tea.

sipping tea by Jackson Heinz September 18, 2014

shopping jihad 

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

shopping jihad by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

[Undocumented shopping] 

Looting.

Rioters in Ferguson freed up their Black Friday by doing their Undocumented shopping early.

[Undocumented shopping] by PING PONG BOB November 27, 2014

christmas shopping 

see black friday or greedy

though i do love recieving gifts on chrismas day, its a shame that people have forgotten the spirit of the holiday season. christmas shopping basically translate to "buy all you can; take all you buy" day because thats all people care about.

christmas shopping by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 6, 2006

sipping from the joy juice 

drinking alcohol (to get drunk)

"I can see Tina's been sipping from the joy juice."
"Why's that?"
"She's hitting on Mark's stepdad."

sipping from the joy juice by lostc December 18, 2004