shid

when you fart and you think its fine but then you checkk your underwear and you realise that you pooped a lil bit

bruh i just shidded

by nae nae broski June 12, 2019

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

shedding snake

while having anal sex and wearing a condom, the partner clinches the spincter and you remove your dick leaving the condom on the inside.

I shit out a condom this morning, Ted must have done a shedding snake last night.

by DaButcher May 1, 2005

Shedding Pounds

To appear breifly at a location to greet people (props = pounds) and/or to drop off personal effects before leaving to the ACTUAL destination. May also denote illicit dealings.

"yeah, I'll be there in a bit, just gotta stop off at Jo's party and shed a few pounds"

"I'll be out later, I'm just at home shedding pounds"

by Jephrey May 31, 2006

Shidas Touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.

What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!

Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.

by jgreene777 June 8, 2010

shideara

An intelligent, creative, beautiful, loving woman, who also happens to be bat shit crazy. Yes having a Shideara for a friend means you are never without true loyalty. Having a Shideara as a girlfriend means you'll never have to wonder about being loved... But definitely have to worry about which personality you'll be spending the night with that night.
All in all Shideara knows how to keep life... interesting.

God I'm so bored... I need a Shideara for a pick me up.

OK this girl has way to many Shidearas for me to handle right now.

Did you see the crazy eyes on that beautiful woman?
She must be a Shideara.

by shidearalove May 2, 2016

Sheddy

Abbreviation of shed collapse meaning mental breakdown.

Oh my god, Gary has been moidered to death today in the office. He’s having a Sheddy...

by Grumpy Jabba April 8, 2021