sharded

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

by cheekytina June 2, 2008

shardul

A man who takes pride in his chest hair; a man who encourages girls to touch his chest hair freely in order to transform them into women.

Girl 1: You have a lot of chest hair.
Shardul: Yes, it forms a triangular pattern. Touch it, I'll make you a woman.
Girl 1: You're such a Shardul!
Shardul: Lightweight!

by R Squared February 17, 2006

shardalard

One who smokes meth to the point of retardation.

Audrey is such a shardalard!

by Sir Spotes Alot October 19, 2007

shard-arm

a "tweeker" speed walking, moving one arm back and forth with full force. "shard" being another name for high quality crystal meth.

"hey man, chill, your shard-arm is in full force and people are lookin at us, attracting the 5-os. chillax bro.."

by mo-naynay June 8, 2009

Shardicator

An indication of Shar-like behavior. For further examples, see: Delusional, psychotic, sociopath and Silence of the Lambs. Effect is amplified by alcohol, specifically Patron.

When she said it wasn't my kid and she was just lying this whole time... I should've seen the Shardicators beforehand.

by Doctor_Gonzo March 11, 2010

Serdyuk

The awesomest thing in the world. Someone tough, gentle, encouraging, silly and perfect in every way.

She is a Serdyuk, don't mess with her/

by giggityqwack December 28, 2010

shard pipe

A crystal meth pipe.

I just got some meth get tge shard pipe

by dream cacher nm May 13, 2015