The man slathers his dick in petroleum jelly. Light your dick on fire and during the fiery frenzy stick it in your girls vagina to put out the flame.
by Honeybadger66 January 10, 2012
Get the Shaftsburn Cavern mug.In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
by austicoatk February 22, 2013
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Someone fart-pooping. During crossfit training people have a tendency to fart-poop when squating or lifting heavy weights. i am calling it a Shattna.
Use as shattna'd, as well.
Use as shattna'd, as well.
i was back squatting heavy weight and i took a shattna in my shorts. i was farting in the check-out line and i took a shattna in my pants. I was so scared i shattna'd my pants.
by Maddman2 January 9, 2014
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I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!
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