John:What did you do last night Bob?
Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun
Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together
Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun
Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together
by ChoadZillla69 February 19, 2010
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I like shantalee
by Shamara 13$$ September 21, 2020
Get the shantalee mug.When a man gapes another man's asshole and then inserts a pocket pussy in his asshole and then has sex with the pocket pussy so that way it won't be gay.
I'm not gay or anything, but that dude is so hot I would give him a Shanghai Tunnel" or "Dude, if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you a Shanghai Tunnel"
by Jazzworth the Conqueror March 12, 2011
Get the Shanghai Tunnel mug.Are you going out on the shant tonight? (i.e. are you going out on the beer?) He was completely shanted last night? (He was very drunk). I first came across this as student slang in the late 1980s. I used it in a novel 'Fishing for Angels', which was drafted in the early 1990s and published in 1997 by Interstate in a compilation of fiction (The Casino Kid, Roger Frederick ISBN: 1 871604 03 6).The main character goes for a pizza with a girl he's just met and after a mix-up over glass sizes they both consumer 4 pints of strong lager. In the text, it is used thus:
"By the time we'd finished our second tankards of Kronenberg, I have to say I was feeling pretty merry myself. Turtle was completely shanted."
A newspaper review at the time cited the novel as a prime example of the way literature was being dumbed down by the use of slang and inproper grammar. I was well made up! :-)
"By the time we'd finished our second tankards of Kronenberg, I have to say I was feeling pretty merry myself. Turtle was completely shanted."
A newspaper review at the time cited the novel as a prime example of the way literature was being dumbed down by the use of slang and inproper grammar. I was well made up! :-)
by Roger Frederick April 30, 2006
Get the shant mug.A high class maneuver accomplished in the following manner: going to a restaurant (preferably fast food). Then proceeding to take one's drink cup to the bathroom ejaculating into said cup. The person then makes their way back to the table and subtily switches their drink cup with that of a friend's.
by Joseph Signet November 20, 2004
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