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Shannon Smasher

When you get so rough fucking a chick up the arse, you accidentally rip her a new hole internally.
Me and the missus got so wild last week, she was loving it, but i got carried away and did the old Shannon smasher . Shes now in the hospital getting fixed back up..
by Sweaty pants January 13, 2021
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Shloppy Shannons

Worse than "sloppy seconds"

a. when the girl uses a second partner to get back at the first and has no feelings for the second.

b. when a girl has sex with a good friend/roomate of the first partner

c. the girl a friend gets to have his way with after the more attractive friend is done.
"Dude, my roomate is in my room having sex with my shloppy shannons, yeah... I just banged her a few days ago and he's swimming in my cum."
by Tha DrewLife January 21, 2006
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Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey
Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"
by qtothewerty June 2, 2018
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Shannon

Ew that Shannon girl is such trash
by GhettoNerd August 2, 2018
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Shannon

The best friend you will ever have, you know it's going to be a good day if you have plans with her.
She's beautiful on the inside and out and she's likes to hear it every once and a while. You'll never get bored with her and she has self confidence like you've never seen before.

She's one of those rare people that are even more beautiful when they cry.
Life is always better with a Shannon around
by flavorsoffall November 24, 2011
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Sansone

Pronounced Sans-own
To completely interupt a conversation between two people by iterjecting an unrelated topic.
person 1 to person 2: so I says to him, "it smells interesting but not like something I would ever want to eat".
person 3: I have a corn on my big toe.
person 2 to person 1: dude, person 3 just sansoned your ass
by Chaosdub October 17, 2008
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shannon-drunk

a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter
That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.
by The G2 Ladies February 7, 2014
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