shanedawsonitus

Wanting to fuck your cat until it’s fucking heart fails bein a big phat strokey nonce who wants nothing more than to shove their shrivelled microcock into a cats fuckin fanny, basically being Shane Dawson who loves to get it from his cat

Ah I bet that lad wants to give his cat a fingerblast guess he’s got shanedawsonitus

by girlmagnet69😎 October 22, 2019

Shunked

To throw something very hard or to “send it” similar to the phrase ‘yeet’

“I shunked my water bottle against the wall in a fit or rage”

by Shunked King April 8, 2021

Shanketh

To say “shank” whilst keeping up the reputation of being shakespears grandson.

Leighton: what the fuck was that?
Abraham: don’t you dareth make me whip out my shanketh.

by Orfan March 10, 2021

shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021

shanedawsonrailskitties

THEY ARE THE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD HAVE THEY ARE SUPPORTIVE AND REALLY GOOD AT COMFORTING AND GIVING ADVICE I LOVE THEM SOO MUCH

I would sell my own bones just for shanedawsonrailskitties

by Sanasservant July 14, 2021

shaneded

Kins pip AND clyde. Pick a trouble idiot
-Me <3

My gay idol, shaneded

by Job eats your booty December 19, 2021

Spanked

When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.

*Someone passes you the joint.*
*puffs*
-damnn this shit is spanked

by skelaaleks May 15, 2023