blagger shagger

When a man promises a lady a lifetime of love, happiness and children just to get into her knickers.

man - you are lovely, I see a future with you, even marriage you are beautiful.

Lady - I just looked in the mirror and I'm a moose.....a rotten one too. That man must be a blagger shagger.

by bentleybird July 18, 2014

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018

Bowman Shagerood

The past tense of Bowman Shag

1-“You just got Bowman Shagerood!”

2-“oh no”
1-*starts flossing*

by 4dabinz June 13, 2018

sheep shagger

a new zelander who fucks sheep

Kevin bro, you a focken sheep shagger ei

by the sheep shagger March 14, 2018

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there, bread from the 35. Known to run a muck down at the bra.

person 1 "Come down to Maroubra

person 2 " Nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people "

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023

Hankerin for a shankerin

When simple island folk visit a big city and seek out a way to get a good old fashioned shanking to earn their validation.

Bobby: "Heading up to Radar this weekend. Golly gee I'm hankerin for a shankerin!!"

by Potatoe124 February 25, 2013