shtoonk

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.

Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.

by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010

Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.

Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.

by connorsji December 23, 2009

shtuff

a word that has the same meaning as stuff except more fun to say.

Ellie: Hey sam, whats up?
Sam: Oh not much just listening to music and shtuff.

by sallie1413 April 13, 2010

Shtexting

The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.

I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.

by local 5 1 June 20, 2009

Shtoz

Phonetic: Sh-toh-z

1. Lame, not trendy, sour, made in Guam. A term colloquially used to describe an uneducated or unenlightened colleague, or a member of a foreign country who has recently emigrated to the local country (a westernized society).
2. Member of a social equality party.
3. Fuzzy and/or unclean underarm hair.

Extensions: Shtozzy, Shtozzes, Shtozism, Shtoztic.

synonyms: dodgy, breakable, piss-weak, filthy.

antonyms: shvez.
Collective Noun: Gaggle. i.e. "A gaggle of shtozzes"

Example of usage: "I do not wish to read your propaganda filth, you dirty Shtoz".

by Shtozzy September 27, 2012

shtoop

To make love; to have sex. (jewish version)

My brother shtooped this girl at my house last night while my parents were sleeping.

My cousin said she would shtoop Nelly.

by Ryan B January 2, 2004

shtoile

Mark Zuckerberg's particular mode of operation.

Mark: Hahaha! You are no match for my shtoile!

by dfeeb@987 October 21, 2017