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A sexual act that was, for lack of better words, weird.
"So baby, what did you think of my double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodledoo-rainstorm?"

"Uhhh.... it was......... uh... an.... experience...."
by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005
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Experience Project

A malfunctioning psychiatric hospital hidden in plain sight. A place where paint cannot dry because the inmates lick it off the walls and lower their already substandard IQs and then stumble around babbling incoherently until the wardens return and paint some more. More accurately, it is a place where rejects from the rest of the internet (and life in general) gather to show each other why this is so.

On display here are the saddest of the sad cases. Brainless bimbos, the likes of which would probably be refused entry to sit in the audience on the Jeremy Kyle Show. The most spineless and gutless males who ever lived, each one so desperate for female attention that they even tolerate the most blatantly obvious cases of castfishing you will ever see, and then get upset with YOU when you point this out. The word devolution does not suffice. What you will witness here is actual human beings who have less moral and intellectual value than a late night American infomercial.

All of this is entertaining in a way, though, kind of like watching an old three-legged dog chase its non-existent tail. But you can only watch for so long before pity takes hold. You can only cringe so many times in a day. One or two smart people still linger at Experience Project, but only because they have a sick and twisted sense of humor and no qualms about mocking people of inferior intelligence. But to be fair, they do deserve it. You gotta be cruel to be kind sometimes.
Obvious catfish: Hi guys, I am a 13yo girl, I am new on Experience Project and I love sexting and roleplay ;) pm me xxx
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
Random bimbo1: Dat biatch is stealing r thunder.
Random bimbo2: Hey u guyz I just got my period!
Every guy on EP: Hey sweetie! pm sent :)
by 1alwaysreading March 22, 2016
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Near-love experience

When you have an affair and is not only sex (although is marvellous) and feel as about falling in love, but in the end you don't get involved.
I had a near-love experience with that Spanish girl I slept with last week.
by Sugar Plum Fairies June 5, 2009
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Out of Closet Experience

An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.
Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.

Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.

Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.

Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.
by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010
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Experience Project

A website where people post their experiences. Usually a very good place to find good porn stories and desperate people.
by Damn Damn Danno II August 18, 2013
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baddass experience

a word used to describe a situation that's exciting or a person who does something really well like dancing, being funny, being entertaining, doing something way out there or just really great
usually said in an over-excited california cool over enthusiastic way

Aundrea: Sounds like a plan I'm bringing the beer bong over
MAndy: "Baddass Experience"

KAylin:Wow she was actually able to get up on the wakeboard!!
MAria: "BAddaSs Experience"!!
by Marissa_<3 January 31, 2008
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Brian Burke Kazoo Experience

Possibly the worlds greatest experimental fusion band though not stylistically trapped within any one specific musical genre. This is due to amazing kazoo playing by master Burke himself. Its been said that seeing them perform is the 7th greatest thing in the world, but I could be mistaken. a.k.a. BBKX
Wow, the Brian Burke Kazoo Experience released a new song today!
by BBKX Fan August 10, 2008
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