soft-serve shits 

fecal excrement that has the appearance and texture of soft-serve ice cream. The use of this term usually denotes that the subject ate a large portion of ice cream previously which precipitated the soft-serve shit. Also known as "ice cream shit". The phenomenon of soft-serve shit almost always results in a much greater amount of toilet paper used to wipe clean the anus of the soft-serve shitter.

Dude: "Man, I just got done wiping my ass for, like, 10 minutes!"

Friend: "Why? You got diarrhea, dog?"

Dude: "Worse...I got the soft-serve shits!"

Friend: "Sucks to be you!"

soft-serve shits by introspectacle January 13, 2011

War Of The Servers

A movie created by Robert Stonemen made to be originally just a simple machmina about Garry's Mod but do to quick fame it ended up being the alterning moment of Garry's Mod. How? It brought in thosands maybe even milions of players to Garry's Mod it alterd the culture by changing Gmodian minds by giving the simplcy of love for war. Eventually the change made it where Gmod was once Peace and Love to an amazing game that can either be about the simple thing called friendship or become a hard bitten genreal in war.

"This time you can't ban them" - War Of The Servers Poster Quote

War Of The Servers by JoeSkylynx January 26, 2009

isa server 

Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration Server 2000

1. (n) The world's hardest piece of software to install, configure, manage, and master.

2. A Web/Firewall/Proxy server by Micro$oft designed to piss you and other IT professionals off.

3. The biggest fucking, ass ramming, donkey raping, headache giving, piece of shit in the world.

Employees: I can't access the internet!
MIS Department: It's the ISA Server go blaim the ISA Server!
Employees: Is it that piece of shit acting up again?
MIS Department: Ja!
Employees: Hey guys! Why don't we take a break from work and get a couple of sledge hammers!

isa server by nimbys_suck July 23, 2005

serve 

The act of selling drugs to another person.

matt: Yo Juice go get a dutch.
Juice: Yea, after i go serve up this kid a half zip of shrooms.

serve by Juice on the loose February 1, 2008

Server? 

"Server" has many implication and definitions, once such definition is that of a game server which is a piece of hardware that allows for an instance of a game to be running. A server comes in many forms, some of which are dedication and ran as an individual piece of hardware, usually not having any displaying device and only utilising software to maximise the servers performance. Servers can also be ran by individuals that are not dedicated, these servers usually run parallel with a systems normal functions and hence generally are not very stable and do not provide insane amounts of stability for those connected. These servers are usually volatile and cease to run once power to the system has been relinquished.

You can also ask someone where a server is by simple putting their name and then the word server afterwards. You can also use other words to ask for a server such as "sulfur?" "server her" "Sir Vir?"

n8 Server??????

Yo n8 where tf are the servers?

When are the Servers going up?

Server? by n8 Server? October 24, 2019

Dead server 

A server that is no longer used by many people and instead only a few. dead servers typically have a lot of people in it but only have 3-4 active people. some dead servers turn into wastelands, where no one is even alive

Me and my friends use to talk all the time there but now it’s just a Dead Server

Dead server by Supermegapp69 March 7, 2021

no server november

A protest against 2b2t and the owner hausemaster started by a group of Minecraft players called the Book Club. No server November is an attempt to lag and shut down the server in retaliation to the Book Club being banned.

Steve: Why is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft down?
Alex: It's no server November.

no server november by Duck Eggs November 9, 2019