Social Security

When it's not ran by the government, it's called a Ponzi scheme. When it is ran by the government, it's called Social Security.

Social Security should be abolished, not privatized.

by david smith, jr. July 3, 2009

homeland security

When niggas defend their turf like your mom guarding a sandwich... honkey

Don't touch my fried chicken, I'll get all homeland security on yo ass...

by _ June 3, 2003

security area 10

codeword from bar-room speak, means : 'watch out, there's a hot person entering the bar!' .

bartender: security area 10, here comes a stunner! .

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

mall security

The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.

mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.

by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009

level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.

after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.

by nani pilikia February 20, 2005

Busch Gardens Security

1. Men in uniforms who look just like the Pinellas County Sheriffs Office.

2. Rent a cops in a theme park who pretend they actually have authority.

3. Individuals who take formentioned fake authority and try to badger people in the park to boost their own self esteem and/or image.

1. I cant tell if thats a deputy sheriff or a Bush Gardens security officer...lets move closer.

2. That Busch Gardens Security dude just told me somebody reported me for profanity.

3. He didn't do an investigation Ed.....he simply walked up to me and told me to stop using foul language or he will boot me from the park. He just assumed the reports were genuine.

by thebgresident April 7, 2010

Mall-Security

one leet motha f*cka

Mall-Security owns!

by Mall-Security October 1, 2003