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Suicide Search

When you're looking for specific information on a search engine site and you either a) type in keywords that are so vague, you're guaranteed not to find what you're looking for, or b) you type in something that could be misconstrued so something completely different come up (usually beause it was too vague.)
~A~
Person1: I need to look up information for my book report. "Search: Harry Potter."
Person2: Whoah, dude. That's a major suicide search. Try "Search: Harry Potter, chapters 1-5."

~B~
Person: I think my dog might be going blind. Let's see, "Search: Blind Dogs." ..."Dogs for the blind, Dogs helping the blind, Dogs leading the blind..." Oops. "Search: Symptoms for Dogs going blind." ...There we go. Stupid Suice Search...
by Kirby92 August 19, 2008
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vanity search

To search one's own name on an Internet search engine such as Google, Yahoo, etc.
I cannot believe my pr0n pictures come up first everytime I do a vanity search.
by Luke P November 16, 2005
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Internet Search Psychosis

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”
He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.
by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011
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bra search

Another individual putting their hands up a females' top to find their bra and to then put their hands on top or under the bra.
Corey: dude did you see her rack?
Ricky: yeah i'd love to bra search her!

James: shit did does she even have any boobs under there?
Dan: haha doubt it, better bra search her and find out!
by teengirl99 June 14, 2016
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O\ search

I’m so fucking bored that I search O\ search.
by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
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Spybot - Search & Destroy

An excellent program which removes Spyware, Adware, daillers and many other malacious programs and files on your computer. It can also fix registry problems and remove usage tracks from your registry. It is a free download as are the update files (same with Ad-Aware, another great program).
I use both Ad-Aware and Spybot - Search & Destroy on my computer to remove spyware and other bad programs.
by IrishRepublicanArmy June 5, 2004
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