screen sucking

To browse the internet for hours without purpose, as if in a trance.

"I can't believe that I spent the entire night screen sucking."

by F D Morrow July 8, 2007

Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.

Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Blue Screen of Death

Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD.

1. Shoot the goddamn computer for god's sake.
2. Get a mac
3. Use linux
4. There really isn't anything else you can do except keep the system and watch it dump your files "MORE JARGON"
The Blue screen of death literally will kill you on impact.

Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates.

by Adam E. and Alex Y. May 1, 2008

screen cheating

when playing a multiplayer game on one screen, cheating scum look at the other persons side of the screen to find out wot gun they have or where they are

sweens is screen cheating again

by me and ace August 15, 2006

i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*

Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!

by jackie :) August 21, 2006

screen peek

Screen-peeking (predominantly used in Call of Duty) is the act of viewing your opponents screen in order to gain an advantage via learning the location of the opponent and ultimately gaining the upper hand. This act tends to be frowned upon in some circles and has garnered negative commentary such as, (Raged Gamer): "Omg Tim, you fucking faggot! Stop looking at my screen you fuggin n00b."

Screen Peek

by RetroSpec September 14, 2013

Magnolia Screet

A location in Athens, GA, where male-on-male fornication is known for taking place. Usually between two members of the Ku Klux Klan. Can be viewed most easily through windows of houses in the 100 block. Also where all men without manhood are declared to be on the path to Hades.

"But now, at 144, uh, uh, Magnolia Screet, I seen thew the winda a dat house. Dey was in white robes, FUCKIN' onenutha. In the ass. Like a choo-choo-train. All sissies goin' to hell."

by Ragbar October 16, 2007