I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

scrape in

To join in with a conversation uninvited and kill the conversation in the process

He just scrape in and now I can't remember what I was going to say

by Gold Pants May 1, 2015

gape and scrape

A term given to the act of a smear test carried out on women

My wife just got back from visiting the hospital and is walking like John Wayne. Dr Jones gave her a right good gape and scrape

by Leemo1919 May 13, 2018

scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.

"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"

by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024

ball scrape

Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.

He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.

by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014

Scraped through

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I eat a lot of penis and scraped through in my mouth.

by MF DICK August 15, 2022