schuper-schweetly

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.

A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019

schweeite

A schweeite is a person who lives by schweeishism. Schweeites are generally happy people, but they also tend to have a firm grasp on reality.

Disclaimer: Schweeites are not fanatics, and schweeishism is neither a religion nor a cult. For more info, see schwee.

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis

last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

schveet

Sweeter than sweet, like extra sweet. You use it when something is really cool or super exciting, not the taste 'sweet'. It is best when used in a really deep voice like a russian model.

Mom: There is no school today.
Teenager: SCHVEET!!! *said in a deep man voice with a german accent*

by Amy and Aaron July 16, 2008

Schweeley

tipsy, buzzed, feelin'g good, all due to alcohol

I probably shouldn't drive home, I'm a little schweeley.

by Kelli Jo May 22, 2006

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006

SCHFEET!

The onomatopoeic word for the sound a MK-II hand phaser makes when fired in the classic episodes of Star Trek.

"Bones, I can't believe that green bitch I fucked gave me Rigelian Herpes, I'm gunna' waste her!"
"Now wait just a damn minute Jim! You're a starship captain not a . . . SCHFEET! Aaah Shit!"

by x_ofc January 28, 2007