Dan Schneider

A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks

he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality

he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.

Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.

Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.

by LordWeathermort December 14, 2024

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Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

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Iron Schneider

An Iron Schneider is what comes out of you when you poop after being constipated. A very hard log.

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after downing 4 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025

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John Schellar

A species of monkey, usually 4 foot 1. John Schellar is known to roam around the hallways and when he's not, theres a 99% chance that he's grinding brawl. I saw a John Schellar once, he never saw me, absolutely devastating.

Me - "How are you John"
John Schellar - "Fuggin"

by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

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