Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life

Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.

by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006

Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.

It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.

by Heffnark October 11, 2009

schmegma

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

by huntdizzle February 18, 2009

schmeggie

The musky smell of unwashed genitalia.

Bro, it smells like schmeggie up in here.

by zookeeper alex December 22, 2007

schmegma

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

by robponz February 29, 2008

schmegma

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

schiezer

Any kind of narcotics or controlled substances.

"Yo, did you get that raw schiezer?"

by Jallo May 13, 2005