Saloni

I big breasted goddess of light, usually seen playing poker and yelling at stuff.

I saw cigarette butt on saloni while she was playing poker.. Duh!

by Lover of saloni October 5, 2018

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

samona

uh

so i am trash
but everyone else who is named samona is v nice
(/uwu)/<3

hi samona. wait not you, the pretty one.

by ghostiie February 28, 2019

Simoning

Comparing two or more things in a humerous manner

He was simoning about how him and his dad both look very similar.
I prefer to use simoning when I'm talking about my exes

by Harvery Weinstein February 15, 2019

Shamoning

is when you're having sex with a woman, as you're about to climax you scream "SHAMONE" and jump on your tip toes like Michael Jackson.

Dude: Yo! Last night me and Sarah were Shamoning!

by Mister Yee September 23, 2020

Saimonize

Solving issues or problems that causes of trolling.

I saimonized the trolls that stopped to always saying alt.

by Saimono Word Maker March 11, 2022

Simonize

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009