Simmer Down

When being told to 'Simmer Down' you are inevitably being told to shut the fuck up.

girl: like, omgz! i just got this like awesome new shirt! its pink and, like omg its aweesome!!!
dude: simmer down now...

by FloraJane May 25, 2009

Uvula Slammer

A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.

Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"

by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006

Southland Slammer

An intricate method for indulging in sex, drugs, and alcohol all at once. To perform a Southland Slammer, you must first fill a kiddie pool with beer (or any other alcoholic beverage), lay down one or more naked prostitutes within the concoction (however they best fit), then sprinkle cocaine (or any other powdered narcotic) on their bodies, and lick or snort it from their private areas (usually the breasts). The usage of higher-class alcoholic beverages, higher-grade narcotics, and/or higher-quality hookers may constitute an upgraded version of a Southland Slammer, known as a "Southland Slamfest".

Did you hear, Ernie? Our good friend Andrew is graduating from law school next week! We're gonna throw him one hell of a Southland Slammer (Southland Slamfest) at the local Best Western!

by HarrietHenowitz August 2, 2009

Clam slammer

Another name for a lesbian. Derived from the act of scissoring that occurs between lesbian couples.

Man that is one sexy clam slammer, her girlfriend not so much.

by Dingleberry Larry August 24, 2016

ROBLOX scammers

stupid horny ass people who ABUSE the fan base of billions of kids by telling kids that they will get (insert item of popular game) if they type in their pass word, normal people would leave instantly, how ever as i said, the fan base is made of kids, they don't know any better, so they type it in, and get hacked, what do they do with it? scaming more kids, WHY? JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SCAMING?????? WOW JUST WOW

ROBLOX scammers should go to hell.... even worse than that, stupid no life retards

by someone else thats not u March 12, 2021

sameer

1. A Hindi (the major Indian language) name for a male
2. literally, a gust of wind; breeze
3. a name given to men who are great or will become great

My Indian friend, Sameer, is great!

by sn6002 May 2, 2006

Scammer

Usually some middle eastern or Indian sounding guy claiming to be Microsoft or apple or the Nigerian prince.

Scammer: Ok but first before I give you your $100,000 I need you to buy a $500 iTunes card and send it at this email;

by Justaguy31 November 30, 2021