Saber Day

Inspire by a lazy coworker, it means to come into work late, and leave early. For example, if the job you work at normally operates from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., someone takes a Saber Day would come in at 10 a.m. and leave at 4.

"Dude, I think Jenny is leaving early today."
"Really? Didn't she come in late this morning?"
"Yeah, dude, she loves her Saber Days."

by Keppykepkep September 13, 2011

self-sabotage

a sweet romance, referenced in the song "choker" by twenty one pilots

Tyler Joseph: self-sabotage is a sweet romance
Everyone else: what does that even mean

by nophun0 October 11, 2021

Sabertooth Crotch Crickets

The prehistoric version of crabs. Quite large in size. They are characterized by their large razor blade like teeth and furry coat of hair.

Me: So did pound that bitch last night.

Jordan: Hell no bro!!!

Me: Why not?

Jordan: So I pulled off her pants and I almost got killed by her Sabertooth Crotch Crickets!!

Me: Shitty deal bro.

by Lil' Huud April 1, 2009

sabo

v. The act of waking up before your roommates and immediately smoking any weed left in the bowls from the night before.

Man, I sabo'd a hit of that chron this morning.

Don't sabo that bowl, man: we're almost dry.

by Alaskan Thunder November 30, 2010

saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.

-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"

by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007

saber tooth

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.

That saber tooth is on the prowl.

That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.

by raven888 September 8, 2009

sabara

When a large number of guys sleep with the same girl within a short amount of time; derived from a campus-wide game called "bang the rat" in which the goal was for everyone to sleep with the one morally-corrupt female willing to sleep with everybody.

My frat brothers and I performed sabara this weekend.

by Con Dub March 11, 2012