STD Fairy

A person who has every or near every STD, but does not tell anyone before sex

Guy 1: Hey should i have sex with Stacy?
Guy 2: No she is an STD Fairy.
Guy 1: O right.

by IDET58 March 20, 2017

STD Stunner

When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"

Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!

by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009

STD Fro

Omar's hair
Hair that feels like a rug

You have an STD Fro

by Unknown March 11, 2003

std: sig

When your dog poops out their insides. Caused by parkinson's disease; back legs become paralyzed.
Sexually inflammed guts.

what's hangin from your dog's butt? Oh, it is just std: SIG!!

by deppgirl October 29, 2008

Schoedinger's STD

The period of time between when you find out you might have an STD, and the time when you get your test results. =

Until we open the results and find out, it's a superposition of both states - until you find out, you have Schoedinger's STD.

by HanLono April 23, 2013

Dog STD’s

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

by Special E.D June 17, 2018

STD Sam

This is a very special name. If you have it, live it.

Don't be scared. Go out there, get STD's. Make sure your name is Sam before hand. (Specifically, Sam Dunn.)

Everybody wants Sam's STD.

STD Sam gave me his STD!

by Jumping_Cookie696969 June 15, 2014