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Pagan Standard Time

(Also abbreviated P.S.T)

1. Fashionably late
2. (when preceded by a definite hour) Within half an hour or so of.
1. Don't worry, Dave will be here, he's on Pagan Standard Time.
2. We'll be holding our Samhain Ritual at 8:00 Pagan Standard time.
by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005
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Standard Equipment

The fact that all chicks are bat-crazy, in some way. The partner must accept this and take it in stride, if they want the relationship to work.
Matt: I swear, Kim is nuts.

Jim: They all are. It's standard equipment.
by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012
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Boss Standard Time

When you work at a small gas station, and the person that relieves you of your shift is your boss. since he is the boss he doesnt have to be on time. Being upwards of 1 hour late.
So he is on his own time zone known as BST.
I was supposed to get off work at 6am CST but didnt get off until 6am Boss Standard Time BST .. which was more like 6:40CST.
by bababoobababa March 12, 2011
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Cannabis Standard Time

Time dilation caused by cannabis use.
30 minutes CST = 5 minutes SST(Sober Standard Time)
High Guy 1: Dude, I just thought an hour went by, but it was only 10 minutes
High Guy 2: That's just Cannabis Standard Time man, it happens to all of us
by DJHughGRection June 15, 2013
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asian standard time

A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.
Person 1: WTF is AST?
Asian 1: Dude, it's Asian Standard Time, we come whenever the fuck we want.
by oorah852 February 4, 2009
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Double Standard

A double standard is a code or policy that favors one group or person over another. For example, a guy who is skinny is considered weak, while a girl who is skinny is considered beautiful. Double standards exist everywhere, but usually go unnoticed since people take the side of whoever the double standard is helping.
A rapist will get several years in jail while a false rape claim only gets a few months. This is a double standard.
by Lieutenant Macaroni June 12, 2019
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double standard

A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group but violently opposes the same actions from another.

For example.

A bitchy self serving controlling female who steps all over men and uses them for her own selfish benefits is considered a STRONG WOMAN.

But

A self serving controlling man who steps all over women and uses them for his own selfish benefits is considered a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.

A black comedian whose entire act is poking fun at the way white people talk, walk, dress, dance, & act is a comic genius who gets rewarded millions a year and is catapulted into fame and stardom.

But

A white comedian who pokes fun at the way black people walk, talk, dress, and act is a racist pig who will get booed off the stage and his career is forever tarnished.
Woman: "I chose not to get married or have kids to pursue a career."

Feminist: "You go girl. So glad to see a fellow sister stand on her own two feet and maintain her independence and individuality and not submit herself to the oppressive patriarchy"

Woman: "Why thank you. I also heard that Eddie also decided not to get married or have kids to pursue his career".

Feminist: "What's wrong with him? Afraid of commitment? Too irresponsible to be a father? So shallow that he puts money and a career above having a family?"

Woman: (Thinking to herself) "Hmm isn't that a double standard?"
by locksmithite October 7, 2008
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