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smoregasm

A smoregasm is basically the best freaking drink ever created.

Consists of marachino cherries, mountain dew, and triple sec.

the name is because the creators made in honor of a friend they were with that weekend.

when done properly, it looks like a sunset:

Was created by lizardfuel and dirtyho.
Bet you wish you knew them:

HOW TO CREATE THE SMOREGASM:

Get an empty water bottle.
Pour in the triple sec first so your parents don't know that you used it: don't worry when you pour water back in, it'll mix eventually.

Next put in the cherry juice/ cherries. Approximately 6 will do. Don't spill on the counter:

Finally, you fill up the rest of the bottle with mountain dew.
Any kind, the original was made with regular.

Made with livewire, it's called a Latvian Sunset.
Made with code red, it's called an Emergency Tampon.
Made with regular, it's the one and only SMOREGASM.
Enjoy yourselves.
"Hey dirtyho, pass that smoregasm over here."

or

"Oh my gawd, Gray Ham. You have to try this smoregasm."
by lizardho May 3, 2008
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St. Clare Shores

a small suburb of the D on the lake of St. Clare
Guy1: hey, you wanna go to St. Clare shores and swim in the lake?
Guy2: er...no thanks, i rather not grow a third eye
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smore

"Andrew is a smore...you should smore smack him"
by trace-dawg January 27, 2010
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Soresu

Third form of lightsaber combat that puts a heavy focus on defense above all else. Great for multiple opponents and for fighting for a long period of time.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is a soresu master.
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Smokeshow

To be a smokeshow is to be so great, goodlooking, and out of this world. It is derived from the term Smoking hot. as in..."shes' smoking hot"
You were a Smokeshow last night on the dancefloor. Or/ Your a complete smokeshow
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Real Smokes ( Cigarettes

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!
Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.
by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010
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Omaha S'mores Slap

The Omaha S'mores Slap: During sex, take a shit, wipe your ass, then slap the toilet paper on her face. then it looks like a s'more:)
While I was fucking her, I took a shit and gave her an Omaha S'mores Slap
by Johnson Wreckter June 21, 2009
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