Usually used as an all-purpose adjective, the definition depends on the context, but can be used similarly to Swag or as a euphemism for assassinations.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to JFK yesterday? He got totally smeffed!
Guy 2: That’s not smeffy!
Guy 2: That’s not smeffy!
by GregSmeffly April 12, 2024
Get the Smeff mug.The act of masturbating using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a repeated manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate taxidermy.
by slanggod104 February 21, 2025
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Get the Smiffy mug.Why is there smuff under your fingernails?
Have you ever cleaned your bellybutton from smuff?
The whole room reeked of smuff.
Have you ever cleaned your bellybutton from smuff?
The whole room reeked of smuff.
by Ulius123 December 1, 2025
Get the Smuff mug.Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.
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