Smeff

Usually used as an all-purpose adjective, the definition depends on the context, but can be used similarly to Swag or as a euphemism for assassinations.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to JFK yesterday? He got totally smeffed!

Guy 2: That’s not smeffy!

by GregSmeffly April 12, 2024

Smiffing

The act of masturbating using roadkill. Smiffing is often done in a repeated manner or shared amongst multiple people; One smiffes into roadkill, and then shares the same roadkill or uses it again. Smiffing is usually done with the goal of filling out said roadkill with bodily juices to imitate taxidermy.

"I was smiffing using a rabbit I found on the road by my house"

by slanggod104 February 21, 2025

Smiffy

When something is suspicious and small

Jake: that bug is very smiffy, what do you think, james?

James: yeah, very smiffy indeed.

by Lil swollen tooth November 14, 2025

Smuff

Mixture of dead skin cells and lint that form inside a persons bellybutton

Why is there smuff under your fingernails?

Have you ever cleaned your bellybutton from smuff?

The whole room reeked of smuff.

by Ulius123 December 1, 2025

The smuffleton

Dragging your penis from the anal Orpheus to the vaginal Orpheus, creating a smuff in the gooch region.

That girl tickled my brown eye so wildly I had to give her the smuffleton

by Dirty cocker6969 January 11, 2021