Simon Dickerson

A 13 year old boy who eats yellow oranges off the bathroom floor.

Carden: That guy is so gross

Mr. Walton: oh ya that’s simon Dickerson

by MrWaLtOnSFpErIoD December 19, 2018

Simon-Proof

adjective
adjective: Simon-Proof
/SAI-munˌpro͞of/

1. A technical process used to produce an outcome and or product that will ensure that usage of said outcome/product is safe for the user (typically Simon) with the expectation that it will succeed with little to no fail.

2. A design of a product that ensures "newbies" to use such product safely with competency.

Example 1:

Engineer 1: May I ask for the safety rating of this machine?
Engineer 2: We've designed the machine to a Simon-Proof level factor of safety.

Example 2:

Host: This test will check on the performance and durability of the tools that you've made.
Host: Kevin are you ready?
Kevin: I've Simon-Proofed it the best I could.
Host: Alright

by Engineer_02 February 6, 2020

Simon Riley

Simon "Ghost" Riley is a fictional character in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare. He first appears as a non-playable character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, where he is captain Soap MacTavish's second in command. He is known for his iconic skull-patterned balaclava, headset, and dark red sunglasses. (he’s also very hot)

“Simon Riley is so damn fine !!!!”-you frfr

by hexuannn June 1, 2023

Blame Simon

When everrrything or anyyything goes wrong; it;s simon's fault.
From the song Cops and Robbers by The Hoosiers.

Luke: I was sick on the sofa...
Jim: Blame Simon.

by Lukee ;) September 26, 2008

Simona

The sexyest mf in the world! The baddest bitch! She a lit as human who ignore the shitt out of anyone:) she is a priceless bitch

You should be as Simona

by Sexybitchxx;) November 5, 2021

Simon Cowell

A Cunt.

'That simon cowell, he's such a cunt'

'You're a simon cowell'

by blargh!! December 15, 2009

Symone

A Thick , short , beautiful , & sometimes jealous girl. She can have a very bad attitude at times. She's a great person to hang around keeps you laughing. But she is also easily irritated and annoyed. She speaks her mind no matter what. She can be mean or nice depending on the mood she is in.

That Symone has no filter.
Symone is very beautiful.

by Toocutepeterson January 31, 2015