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Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)
Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.
by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024
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National shroom day

April 2nd National shroom day !!!! A day for the world to open their eyes #namaste
I’m about to be woke on national shroom day!
by Youngzillion April 2, 2019
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Shroom

shroom is a person in bramley who will smoke anything you roll, and also does stupid shit.
I just saw shroom roll a joint”
‘What was in it?’
Your grandma Lynda’s ashes”
by BramleyBopper May 28, 2019
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rumple shroom skin

Some one who is vertically chanllenged, very short, or petite
That girl is a rumple shroom skin cuz she's so damn short
by kaptin kirk July 7, 2009
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Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature
This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*
by Bugg1 May 4, 2021
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moon shroom

This fucker looks like a moon shroom with his bubble ass
by Gageaurandboii April 18, 2017
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shroom

An abbreviation for the word mushroom.

As a noun, it typically refers to the hallucinogenic, although it can more rarely refer to anything that has the unnatural resemblance to the head of mushroom such as a circumcised penis or a bowl top haircut.

As a verb it may refer to ingesting hallucinogenic mushrooms or to the rapid increase, spread, or development.
This city has shroomed in the intervening years since I was last here.
by somebodyousedtoknow October 8, 2018
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