Shroom

Made by a delinquent named Neon

Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.

Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.

Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.

Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.

No he’s not

by NeonUtah April 26, 2021

Stupid shroom

Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.

bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"

by monkeys come with Iron December 16, 2008

shroom sex

The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it

"We totally had shroom sex last night"

by whiteboard forehead March 4, 2023

rumple shroom skin

Some one who is vertically chanllenged, very short, or petite

That girl is a rumple shroom skin cuz she's so damn short

by kaptin kirk July 7, 2009

Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature

“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*

by Bugg1 May 4, 2021

shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does

yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms”

by hellrry March 12, 2022

Reds shroom

This is what appears on your face after Red has slapped your face with his dickhead after you passed out early

Joe drank too much and passed out at 10. He woke up with reds shroom on his forehead

by Redd1981 April 19, 2018