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Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick
I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants
by The Shadow People November 24, 2013
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Shit Dick

A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?
Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.
by Just another civilian February 7, 2014
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Shitkicker

A wild or raucous gathering, often involving consumption of copious amounts of alcohol and recreational drug use.
"Dude, did you go to that frat party last night?"

"Yeah man, I drank an entire 30 rack and did heroin. It was a fucking shitkicker."
by tunahours October 12, 2022
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Cheesy Shit Dick

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.
by Nanera420 July 10, 2019
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shitkicker

cool as fuck but can't help the odd weird phrase creeping into their vocabulary.

Someone who wont take any shit off anyone
by bikini kill February 28, 2004
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shitpicket

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.
Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.
by Spick Death October 24, 2008
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ShitDickTaco

While Giving a girl anal sex, you pull out and push her ass cheeks together and pushing your dick between resembling a taco
"Dude I gave Ashley a ShitDickTaco last night
by XxStayGoldxX February 14, 2010
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