Sharting

Sharting- The act of flatulance followed by beef stew being forcely pushed through the rectum. Leaves a gelatonous residue behind, Also known as Charting ie. The action of forcely Blowing large chunks of feces through the ass hole.
Leaves behind many tidbits for Cats to nibble on. Can be used in Conjunction With Shliquid. A shitty liquid left behind after Wet Sloppy farts.

I ate some Chimichangas last night, and i was sharting so much!

by EdWardcummin September 1, 2011

sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004

shanties

Panties worn by those interested in scatology, or scat play, for the exclusive purpose of defecating in; a throwaway pair that can be disposed of after using for its intended fetishistic purpose, thus avoiding burdensome cleaning.

(A portmanteau of "shit" and "panties".)

Knowing she was going to scat play later that night, Cheryl put on her shanties in the morning, and had 3 cups of coffee, 2 and-a-half packs of cigarettes, a big lunch, and treated herself to Fiber One bars liberally throughout the day.

Since my hemorrhoid surgery, I have been wearing shanties every day, rather than ruin my silk Victoria's Secret.

by Granny Tettey April 14, 2008

Sharpiegate

A Twitter trend that started after Donald Trump falsely claimed that Hurricane Dorian was going to strike Alabama (their local weather service told him otherwise). Despite the evidence of being proven wrong, Trump held a press conference in the Oval Office with a National Weather Service map apparently doctored with a cone shape displayed on parts of Alabama in a black marker.

It's embarrassing, possibly illegal and an especially strong indicator on just how insecure the President is. Instead of manning up and admitting that he made boo-boo, he prefers to whine about how "fake news" is being mean to him.

Sharpiegate makes me long for a a real leader

by Soul_Driver September 7, 2019

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008

Sharpie Brows

A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.

Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.

by Lyonshartso October 26, 2012

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016