If a person is in the sitting position and needs to elevate themselves they can use fecal matter to help. A person must excrete fecal matter in the sitting position and it causes the person to rise in the seat. The booster seat often causes a squirming sensation.
by Teamcletus September 6, 2018
Get the Booster Seatmug. When a female is on her period, her period blood soaks through her pants and leaves a pink, or red, mark on the seat she was sitting in.
Guy 1: So dude, did you ask her out yet?
Guy 2: Nah, i saw that she left a pink seat when she got up to turn her homework in during class, and it was a total turn-off.
Guy 2: Nah, i saw that she left a pink seat when she got up to turn her homework in during class, and it was a total turn-off.
by browntrousers February 21, 2009
Get the pink seatmug. by sug172 May 15, 2010
Get the spray on seatsmug. The seat at an event you always seem to find yourself in. A seat where directly in front of you is either a pillar, or an obnoxiously fat or tall person. The obstruction is set in such a way that you cannot see what is going on. The worst part is something truly amazing happens, and you can't see.
It is a reference to The Cubs Wrigley Field, where this is the case with every seat, every time you go.
It is a reference to The Cubs Wrigley Field, where this is the case with every seat, every time you go.
Tom: Did you see that point in the concert where those two naked chicks totally started making out on stage, and then the monopoly guy started throwing free money out into the crowd, and then Jimi Hendrix came back from the dead to rip one killer last riff...
Dave: No, I had a motherfuckin Wrigley Seat...
Tom: You poor bastard.
Dave: No, I had a motherfuckin Wrigley Seat...
Tom: You poor bastard.
by Justin 2122 December 6, 2009
Get the Wrigley Seatmug. To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
Get the Hot Seatmug. by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011
Get the grease the seatmug. I was going to take a nice and peaceful dump, but to my unpleasant surprise, I was greeted with the hot seat. Thanks DAD.
by Bearsh January 6, 2017
Get the The Hot Seatmug.