rock science

The top science which you choose in the HSC if you want to learn about The Rock as well as learn bits of physics, chemistry and biology. Otherwise known as Earth & Environmental Science it is a subject where you catch up with the latest gossip in the school, vent all your frustrations and do your online shopping.

Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.

Stanley: I heard there's beef in the staffroom
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.

Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?

by lord_dingleberry September 14, 2019

data scientist

Something like a business analyst who writes code, a hacker with social skills, or a software engineer that knows math.
Also just someone management has decided is a "data scientist".

Even though I am a data scientist, I don't think it's specific enough to describe what I do.

by cinf May 6, 2020

I believe in Science

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.

I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science

by J B10 May 15, 2021

Scientist

A person who is able to use the words "horrifying" and "fascinating" in the same sentence, unironically.

As a scientist, I find the mindset behind *insert cultural atrocity* both horrifying and fascinating and I want to study it.

by RavenAngel November 28, 2014

science class

Super boring and no one wants to do anything whatsoever, like messing around on the computer.

I typed this in science class.

by onepunch_57 October 10, 2019

troll science

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.

Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.

Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?

by CSCC January 26, 2011

Science bathroom

A bathroom in which sluts give bastards blowjobs. This occurs in the bathroom outside the science classroom. These blowjobs can often turn into other things!

Did you here they had a science bathroom.

by Anonymous9895 March 9, 2009