science infection

To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event

Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
OR
Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection

by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014

Science Stuffs

You were probably typing this in because you were bored while doing a science project.

Kyle; I don't wanna.
Jess; Oh come on.
Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill; But you said the glands wouldn't be in the test.
C.K; *Types Science Stuffs* Okay I looked up all the Science Stuffs!
Kyle, Jess and Ax; ALREADY?
C.K; *just look up Science Stuffs*
Everyone else; DONE!
Mr. Teach; Already? Where's your work?
All except Mr. Teach; Uhhh
Me; Okay, this "example" is long enough.
Everyone; wait wut.
*World explodes*

by SomeRandomGeekOnline December 6, 2017

Science Magic

When you understand the science behind something I.e. A new space shuttle, but you don know the math.

"The space shuttle is said to travel at faster than light speeds, built off of Albert Einsteins rule of general relativity"
"Science Magic"

by SliyzyPanda December 22, 2018

Science and Math Academy

A high school 4 year stem program guaranteed to produce pain, stress, and includes evil teachers. Located on the top floor. Also known as the SMA.

I'm in the Science and Math Academy!
The Science and Math Academy teachers are so mean.

by Chickenwingooo December 20, 2021

Science Project

An activity involving a sequence of steps that the speaker prefers not to deal with.

Sorry I did not follow through on the family reunion. It turned into a science project.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

science buff

similar to a history buff, but with science.

a science buff will usually bring up lots of science facts or study constantly, not just on one specific thing but they seem obsessed with science in general.

guy: did you know george is in science club?

gal: yeah, didn’t you know he was a science buff?

by globaldumbassery May 22, 2022

Science of Blah

A form of science based upon the use of plastic bags on the head as a shield against all things which have an "oop" sound in the word describing them. Naming credit is shared with Cuteness von Shenanigan.

You cannot boop me. *puts plastic bag on head* Shielded by the science of blah! Mwahaha

by AradiaSongbird June 6, 2023